Live geese, dead kids?

[Steve Foss]

Here's what geese do when it's raining and they want to rest.

Here's what geese do when two small children and a big dog come out of a nearby house and run down to the bank and shout at the photographer (who is dressed in camo and awaiting the convergence of several different types of waterfowl all swimming toward the geese). "Hey mister," they pipe loudly as the dog growls and sizes up his next meal, "what's going on????"

Geese fly, photographer mumbles something like "dirty little blighters," and gets into his truck to drive away.