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New Living Will Form

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not

wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or by doctors interested in simply running up the medical bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following-

______ a Beer

______ a Margarita

______ a glass of wine

______ a T-Bone Steak

______ Lobster

______ The remote control

______ a Bowl of ice cream

______ Chocolate

______ Sex

If none of the above has happened, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

At this point, it is time to call a good make-up artist and hair stylist, and get a great new outfit AND shoes.

Then get a really good Oldies Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to.....

Raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.

P.S. And NOBODY had better try to slip a barium enema in on me, just to see if I'm really dead!!!

Signature: ___________________________

Date: ___________________________

Witness: __________________________

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