Fishing Joke

[dwag70]

A man is in his boat fishing when he hear somthing bump the side of the boat. It is an old lamp. he rubs it and out pops a genie. The genie grants him three wishes but what ever he wishes His ex wife gets ten times what he asks for. The man agrees. His first wish is to be rich. The genie agrees and tells the mans that his ex will be ten times richer than he. Ok says the man POOF it is done. His next wish is for a brand new boat with the most beatuiful woman to be his full time guide The genie warns him that the ex's boat will be 10 times larger and her guide will be 10 x's more handsome. the man agrees and it is done. The genie tells the man he has one more wish !!! The man clears his throat and says Give me a MILD heart attack !!!!!!!!!

[freighttrain50]

hehehe, thats good.

[basebklyn7]

good one, ive heard a different one though that ends with " i wish to be beat half to death"