Top 10 reason not to go Elite this year

[beeflover]

10. If your skin already resembles rhinoceros hide you may not want to go bass elite next year. (me)

9. If your only sponsor thinks the Zebco 202 is state of the art ...

8. If you are tired of breathing 2-cycle smoke and are thinking 4-stroke ...

7. If you bawl like a baby with back-pain after only 4 fours of throwing 5 oz swimbaits ...

6. If you really aren't having fun going 80 mph in 30 degree air temps

5. If you've been off the water only two days and feel you've lost touch with the fish...(quote from Jason Christie last year)

4. If you are reluctant to throw $40 worth of umbrella rig and jigs into heavy cover ...

3. If you are homesick after only 10 nights in the back of your pickup ...

2. If you've fished hard for 4 days and feel like drinking a bunch of beer and sleeping in tomorrow...

1. And the number one reason you may not want to go on the Bass Elite Series next year....

YOUR WIFE WON'T LET YOU!

[hydrashack]

Funny stuff right there.

[beeflover]

thanks hydra, not quite Letterman material eh?