Joke

[Guest]

Since we are not out fishing how about a blond joke?? > ICE FISHING
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>> > > > > > A blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books
>> > > > > > on the subject and finally, after getting all the necessary
>> > > > > > tools together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
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>> > > > > > After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a
>> > > > > > circular cut in the ice. Suddenly -- from the sky -- a voice
>> > > > > > boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
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>> > > > > > Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a cup of
>> > > > > > cappuccino from her thermos, and began to cut yet another hole.
>> > > > > > Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH
>> > > > > > UNDER THE ICE!"
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>> > > > > > The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite
>> > > > > > end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut a hole.
>> > > > > > The voice came once more, even louder: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER
>> > > > > > THE ICE!"
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>> > > > > > She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE ICE RINK MANAGER!"
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[icedog]

SICK!

You must have been woikin' way to hard at the salt mines to come up with that one!

Go fish

[Guest]

HEY BLOndes are good, i am one of them, i hate sterotypes!