Welfare Check

[5crows]

A guy walked into the local

> > welfare office to pick up his check.

> >

> > He marched straight up to the

> > counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really

> > rather have a job."

> >

> > The social worker behind the

> > counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from

> > a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his

> > beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and

> > he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will

> > be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas

> > holiday trips and you will have to take really good care of her urges. You'll be

> > provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is

> > $200,000 a year."

> > The guy, wide-eyed, said,

> > "You're messin' with me!"

> > The social worker said, "Yeah,

> > well . . . you started it."

[pinkfloyd4ever]

ok, I'll reply first, that is a good one