Conspiracy?

[Guest]

Okay, what's going on? The fishing tackle manufactures must be making their tackle with smaller eyes on their hooks because I can hardly get the line through without allot of difficulty. We should write to them and tell them to stop making the eyes on their hooks smaller. It takes too much time to tie on a jig.

[Surface Tension]

Its called "Old Eyes"
I got eyes like an Eagle but found I need reading glasses to tie hooks and read now. It really sucks.
I bought a cheap $2 pair of reading glasss at Northern Tool and put them in my tackle box.

[Long Gray Line]

I don't think my eyes are going bad, I think my arms are getting shorter! I have to hold things waaaaaaaaay out there now to be able to see them!!

[Guest]

I've heard about people doing this but I've never personally done it.

They make those little things for threading needles for sewing machines. If you're "macho man" image can handle it, just pick up a couple of those.

If all else fails, just don't tell anyone!