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1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a

little beverage, good food and companionship

She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds.

Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas.

3. I take my wife everywhere....

but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go

for our anniversary.

'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.

So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric

toaster and electric bread maker.

She said 'There are too many gadgets, and no place

to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well

because there was w ater in the carburetor.

I asked where the car was. She told me, 'In the lake.'

8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days.

Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, 'Am I too late

for the garbage?' The driver said, 'No, jump in!'

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her

first name was Always.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months

I don't like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though.

My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'

I said, 'Dust!'

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