Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this! > > > > > A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is > Politics?' > > Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: > > I am the head of the family, so call me The President > > Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the > Government . > > We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. > > The nanny, we will consider her theWorking Class. > > And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. > > Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' > > So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. > > Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check > on him. > > He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. > > So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep. > Not wa nting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door > locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. > He gives up and goes back to bed. > > The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I > understand the concept of politics now.' > > The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think > politics is all about.' > > The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while > theGovernment is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future > is in deep shiit. >