Jump to content

    If you want access to members only forums on HSO, you will gain access only when you Sign-in or Sign-Up .

    This box will disappear once you are signed in as a member. ?



Recommended Posts


didnt see the game but how did them vikes do?? ..

Hi Slappy,

Is this your annual appearance in the football forum just to stir the pot? Haven't seen you here for about 6 or 7 months. Must of been busy. Anyway, on a scale of 1-10 the Vikes were a zero. Just a shade under the Pack's losing performance against one of the two worst teams in football.

Link to comment
Share on other sites



CB Handle:_______________________

Neck Shade:

____ Light Red

____ Medium Red

____ Dark Red

Number of Teeth in exposed full grin: (Neither can exceed 3)

Upper _______

Lower _______

Mobile Home Color:

____ Two-tone, brown & white

____ Two-tone pink & white

____ Faded green

Model of Pickup Truck: _________________

Size of Tires: _________________________

Length of Right Leg: ___________________

Length of Left Leg: _____________________

Note: To be accepted, you must be honest and you must be able to

check at least 20 items from the questions below. Note that good Packer

fans can sometimes check many answers for some of the questions.

1. My favorite music:

___ Country

___ Western

___ Anything played on an accordion

2. My favorite meal:

___ Head Cheese & Old Milwaukee

___ Venison Sausage & Old Milwaukee

___ Cheese Curd & Old Milwaukee

___ Pickled Pigs Feet

___ $5.99 Fish Fry

___ 7 courses: Brat & six-pack

3. Preferred Weapon:

___ 12 Gauge

___ Tire Iron

___ Forehead

___ Chain Saw

___ Ice Auger

4. Primary Auto:

___ '67 Ford Galaxy

___ '67 Ford Galaxy with Transmission

___ '67 ford Galaxy with '73 Chevy Impala Transmission

___ '67 Ford Galaxy with '73 Chevy Impala Transmission and '71 Buick Wagon engine

5. I usually greet people by saying:

___ Ya Hey Dere,

___ Dem Packers is playing like a bunch a Old Women,

___ Dey should take da whole bunch a dem Madison liberals and just

linem up and shootem

6. I can count to:

___ 10

___ 20, If I take off my boots.

___ 21, If I get neked

7. I am:

___ Gay

___ Just willing to learn

8. Favorite Reading:

___ Fishing Facts

___ Beer Bottle Labels

___ Guns and Ammo

___ Today's Mercenary

___ Polka Digest.

9. Things in my front yard:

___ Various Kitchen Appliances

___ Car on Blocks

___ Transmissions

___ Deer hanging from tree limb (in-season)

___ Deer hanging from tree limb (out of season)

10. My favorite female in the world is:

___ my sister

___ my mother

___ both, because my sister is my mother

11. I mostly wear:

___ Polyester pants with snags

___ Polyester pants with holes

___ Green Bay Belt buckle

12. The most memorable event I ever attended:

___ Minocqua Moose call competition

___ Omega Outboard Motor Repair Finals

___ Lake Tomahawk Crew Cut Championships

___ Carp Queen Beauty Contest

___ Spread Eagle International Proctologists Convention

13. My favorite entertainment:

___ Deer hunting while drinking

___ Watching Green Acres reruns while drinking

___ Snowmobiling while drinking

14. Pick one:

___ Someone is helping me read this

___ Someone is reading this for me.

Link to comment
Share on other sites


That looks a lot like the app I saw for the vikings fans. It was missing a question though.

15. Best Excuse for a loss:

__ Our coach is an (Contact US Regarding This Word)

__ The refs blew it

__ We're Mossless

__ We're perennial chokers

__ It's all because of the Herschel Walker trade

__ Our Defense Blows

It's going to be a long year for the NFC North

Link to comment
Share on other sites


psssssssssssssssst.....barebackjack,fargo wasnt real its a movie

True, it was a movie, but it was an accurate portrayal. I always thought they overplayed it, but I lived in TN for 4 years and back home on a break realized, people do talk like they did in the movie. You don't realize it living here all the time, but if you go away for an extended time and return the truth will be revealed.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Here's a little story for ya. The wife and I were down in Mazatlan, Mexico about 11 years ago, we went on this little booze cruze. A bunch of college kids showed up and got on board, three fine looking ladies sat right in front of us. They started chatting away, my wife looks at me and said "If that ain't a northern MN accent, I don't know what is". Her relatives are from the Fosston area up north. So in my best localyokel imitation, I asked "Where are you girls from, Teef River Falls????" All three turned around with an astonished look on their face. Turns out one was from Thief, one was from Detroit Lakes, and the third was from Moorhead. And this was before Fargo came out.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

This topic is now closed to further replies.

  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.