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Whoaru99, exactly. Wasting our time and money as always. More focus on trying to figure out the real problems would be nice.

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Subject: MN Declares War on USA

Oh, dat Sven!!!!


Always good for a chuckle, especially if you have any roots in MN.

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

"Hello, President Obama," a heavily accented Norwegian voice said. "'Dis

here is Sven, over here at the VFW bar in Ramsey, Minnesota. Ve

don't like some a yer policies so I am callin' to tell ya that we are

officially declaring war on ya!"

"Well, Sven," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is

your army?"

"Right now," said Sven, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my

cousin Knute, my next-door-neighbor Ole, and the whole dart team from the


Barack paused, "I must tell you Sven that I have one million men in my

army waiting to move on my command."

"Wow," said Sven, "I'll haf ta call ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Sven called again. "Mr. Obama, da war is still on!

We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Sven?" Barack asked.

"Vell sir, ve got two combines, a bulldozer, and three big farm tractors."

President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Sven, that I have 16,000 tanks

and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one

and a half million since we last spoke."

"All right den, said Sven. "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Sven rang again the next day... "President Obama, da war is

still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified

Ole's ultra-light vit a couple'a shotguns in da cockpit, and four big boys

from the Norskie Cafe haf joined us as vell!"

Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat.

"I must tell you, Sven, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter

planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air

missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO


"Two million you say?," said Sven, "l'll haf' to call you back.

Sure enough, Sven called again the next day. "President Obama! I am sorry

to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Vell, sir," said Sven, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat

over a few beers, and come to realize that there's yust no vay ve can feed two million prisoners."


If you're from Minnesota, you won't even need to be told to pass this on.

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I feel your pain, I also get a bunch of grief, even when I put it in the Prius grin

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