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Windy City Walleye Hunter

This one's for you, Geno!

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Yep, an oldie but a goodie.

And you know how when babies are born, they have to apply to God and pay him for brains that he gets from people who have died. They have to pay God by the ounce. One day 3 babies are born at the same time and go to God to ask for brains.

Baby1 asks God for brains to be a Chicago Cub fan. God tells him that'll be $1,000 per ounce, and the baby pays God and moves to Chi-town.

Baby2 asks God for brains to be a Minnesota Twins fan. God tells him that'll be $100,000 per ounce, and the baby pays God and moves to Minn.

Baby3 asks God for brains to be a Chicago White Sox fan. God tells him that'll be $1Million per ounce. Baby3 says to God, "Why so much? The baby Cub fan only had to pay $1,000 and the Twins baby only had to pay $100,000. Why do I have to pay $1Million to be a White Sox fan?"

And God says to Baby3, "do you know how many White Sox fans have to die for me to collect an ounce of brains?"

Still lotsa season left.

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