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Lets just get it all out in the open here grin

Too Often Yuppies Overprice This Auto=Toyota

Found On Road Dead

For Off Road Driving

First On Race Day

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road Dead

Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot

Backwards... Dorks Ride On Fords

Factory Ordered Road Disaster

Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge(Datsun)

Flip Over Read Directions

Four Old Rusted Doors

Fixed On Race Day

Ford Owner Really Dumb

For Only Retarded Drivers

Ford Owners Recommend Dodge

Flipped Over Russian Dune-buggy

Found On Russian Dump

For Off Road Death

Freaking Only Runs Downhill

Fat Old Rusted Dog

Freaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun)

Frigin Oakies Really Dig it

Funky Old Road Dog

Found On Roadside's Destroyed

Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty

Fixed-up Old Repossessed Dodge

Found Old Rebuilt Dodge

Forget Out Running Dale

Found On Railroad Deserted

Found On Railroad Dead

Fools Only Read Directions

First On Repair Dolly

Favorite Of Redneck Drivers

Backwards- Dumb Retards Own Fords

Funny Old Rebuilt Dodge

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

Found On Russian Dump

Forfeit On Race Day

Found On River Dead

Failure Of Research & Development

Fork Over Repair Dough

First On Recall Day

Flipped Over Roadside Disaster

Factory Ordered Road Disaster

Ford circled their mistake

Dying old dirty grimy engines=dodge

Fix it again Tony=fiat

Cracked heads every various year=Chevy

Fastest on race day=ford

Poor old nitwit thinks its a Cadillac=Pontiac

Gods motor company (cause only god knows how to fix em) GMC

Goofy Mans Chevy=GMC

Poor Old Nerd Thought It was A Cadillac=Pontiac

Dang old dodge goes everywhere=Dodge

ACURA - Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AUDI - Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW - Bought My Wife / Brings Me Women / Broke My Wallet

CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere / Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires

FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

GM - Garbage Motors / Gluteus Maximus

HONDA - Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MOPAR - Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly / Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously

SUBARU - Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

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2 more for toyota

The One You Ought To Avoid

They Overcharge You On Their Accessories

GMC - Got Mechanic Coming!

DELOREAN - Don't Ever Lend One Rich Ego-manic Alotta Narcotics

HONDA - Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

Oldsmobile - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

NISSAN - Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now

Plymouth - Performance Leaves Your Mechanic Often Under The Hood

SAAB - Still Ain't A Beemer

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I never said it in my last post, but I have had many trucks over the years and I do like Fords the most. Dodge is a very close second and it all depends on what we are talking about and what years wink.

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