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BigRoy

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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.

During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but

they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.

'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.

'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'

'Sure.'

'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she

asks.

'No, I can remember it.'

'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it

down, so's not to forget it?'

He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with

strawberries.'

'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it

down?' she asks.

Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice

cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes,

The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon

and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.

'Where's my toast?'

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Bigroy I didnt know that you knew my folks

good one thanks for the smile

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you dont need to be in the 90s for that, heck sounds like the gtg yesterday. smirkgrinlaughwhistle

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Hey thanks now I know why I keep bringing the wrong food all the time! cry

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