redlake Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Derek Boogaard can blow bubbles with beef jerkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlake Posted February 3, 2009 Author Share Posted February 3, 2009 Derek Boogaard's first job was paperboy. There were no survivors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crothmeier Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 derek boogard's tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlake Posted February 3, 2009 Author Share Posted February 3, 2009 Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Derek Boogaards' A$$. He was then awakened from his dream by an uppercut to the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crothmeier Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 when boogard jumps into a lake, boogard doesnt get wet, the lake gets boogarded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PierBridge Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Derek Boogaard is so tough/mean he must be Canadian!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PierBridge Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Also there is no Dark side. Only stuff that Booger doesn't believe in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PierBridge Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Boooogs so tough that when he gives the evil eye he can breach the fabric of time and space. But can he help the Vikes win the Super Bowl???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crothmeier Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Contrary to popular belief, the titanic did not sink from hitting an iceberg. Derek Boogard was on one of his daily workout swims across the atlantic and when the titanic got in his way, he dropped the gloves and punched a hole right through the hull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kr8r.tom Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 don't know what his name was, but boogard and some hockey guy went at it and the guy was kicked so hard he ended up wearing his a$$ for a hat. and now he dosen't like boogard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlake Posted February 3, 2009 Author Share Posted February 3, 2009 Derek Boogaard can sneeze with his eyes open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlake Posted February 3, 2009 Author Share Posted February 3, 2009 Derek Boogaard doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtreno Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Derek Boogaard destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtreno Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 When Derek Boogaard broke Todd Fedoruk's face, the French surrendered to Boogaard just to be on the safe side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlake Posted February 3, 2009 Author Share Posted February 3, 2009 There are no steriods in baseball. Just players the Boogie man has breathed on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlake Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 When the boogieman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Derek Boogaard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eskimoman Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Derek boogaard counted to infinity. twice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frozenfoot Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 If you spell Derek Boogaard in Scrabble, you win.. Forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLY Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Derek Boogaard wasnt born, he dropped his gloves in the womb and punched his way out. Then he went on to KO the doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frozenfoot Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Derek Boogaard can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.... At night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so haaad Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Derek Boogaard can end global warming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonkapat Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 guy shouldn't be allowed to wear an NHL jersey. One reason college hockey is much better to watch than NHL, No big no talent goons like boogard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlake Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 Kenny G. and Tonkapat are allowed to live because Derek Boogaard doesn't kill women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlake Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 Life is not, in fact, like a box of chocolates, Mr. Tonkapat. It is more like a box of Derek Boogaard, punching you in the face. And if you receive a box of Derek Boogaard, you ALWAYS know what you are going to get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlake Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Derek Boogaard hears it. Derek Boogaard can hear everything. Boogaard can hear the shrieking terror in your soul, Mr. Tonkapat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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