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New Retirement Plan

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New Retirement Plan

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. But if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer, one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00. Based on the above the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg Plan

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink on average 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

of course I drink more and walk less, so I get MUCH better millage. grin

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Actually if you drink more and walk less your mileage is dropping but then, likely you don't really care after a few anyway. Or, maybe you can count the two steps backwards and sideways for every step forward and learn that you're walking much farther than you thought.

Bob

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