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Candidates went Ice Fishing??

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The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican

candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. There was

much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a

week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle

things. The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would

win the election.

Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest

between the two candidates to determine the winner.

After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest

take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota ..

There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out

separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for

counting and verification by a team of neutral parties. At the end of the

first day, John Mc. returned to the starting line and he had ten fish.

Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just

having another 'bad hair' day or something and hopefully, he would catch up

the next day.

At the end of the 2nd day John Mc. came in with 20 fish and Obama came in

again with none.

That evening, Harry Reid got together secretly with Obama and said, 'Obama,

I think John Mc. is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out

tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see just

how he is cheating.'

The next night (after John Mc. returns with 50 fish), Harry said to Obama,

'Well, tell me, how is John Mc. cheating?'

Obama replied, 'Harry, you're not going to believe this, but he's cutting

holes in the ice.'

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