smurfy Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 My wife thinks I have a problem. She thinks I have a fetish with knives. I don't believe her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 delcecchi Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 (edited) So you like knives. Tell her to look up "fetish" in the dictionary. How much stuff does she have? Decorations, dishes, china cupboards, etc You aren't into edge play or any of that, I hope. Edited November 30, 2017 by delcecchi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 leech~~ Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 No the only problem you have. Is piling them all in one spot where she can see them all, dummy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 smurfy Posted November 30, 2017 Author Share Posted November 30, 2017 No Del, I'm not. Leech she always has known about my issues!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 leech~~ Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, smurfy said: No Del, I'm not. Leech she always has known about my issues!! So what do ya got. 7-8 filet knives there? I lost count of mine? To cheap to buy a really good one like a Leech Lake knife so I just have a bunch of crappy ones all over the place! What are yea doing there anyway? Little sharpening project? Or just drooling over them all you sick bas-ard? Edited November 30, 2017 by leech~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 roony Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Want some help trying to sell some of em? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 smurfy Posted November 30, 2017 Author Share Posted November 30, 2017 Leech, there all sharp. And yep droolin!! 18 minutes ago, roony said: Want some help trying to sell some of em? Absolutely not!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 RebelSS Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 I don't see any switchblades or stiletto's there.... leech~~ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 smurfy Posted November 30, 2017 Author Share Posted November 30, 2017 Sold them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 PurpleFloyd Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 35 minutes ago, roony said: Want some help trying to sell some of em? Maybe we could get him to throw in those crutches to sweeten the deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 gunner55 Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 He needs to wear high heels so he's able to use those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 RebelSS Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Yer startin' to sound like Bobber now..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Wanderer Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 12 hours ago, smurfy said: My wife thinks I have a problem. She thinks I have a fetish with knives. I don't believe her. I think you’ve just “misplaced” your knife too many times and had to get another one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Big Dave2 Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 11 hours ago, RebelSS said: I don't see any switchblades or stiletto's there.... I'm sure he has a few pairs of stiletto's but he just didn't take them out of the closet for the picture. Although stiletto's can be just as dangerous as a knife..... gunner55 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 smurfy Posted November 30, 2017 Author Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Wanderer said: I think you’ve just “misplaced” your knife too many times and had to get another one. hey...........yo saying i gotz old timers???????????? and no!!!!!!!!! how'd ya think i remembered where all these where????????? Wanderer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 roony Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Fine place to hang yer trousers. Were you in yer undies when you took that picture? and better ditch them heaters! gunner55 and Mike89 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 smurfy Posted December 1, 2017 Author Share Posted December 1, 2017 Maybe!; I don't smoke the heaters. I got the pipe behind it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 RebelSS Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 I'll bet. gunner55 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Kidd Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, roony said: Fine place to hang yer trousers. Were you in yer undies when you took that picture? Maybe he's running for a public office. Edited December 1, 2017 by Kidd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 smurfy Posted December 1, 2017 Author Share Posted December 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Kidd said: Maybe he's running for a public office. Yea no thanks!! I get enough in my job now as it is! 50 minutes ago, RebelSS said: I'll bet. Yea NOT!! I be squeeky clean!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Duffman Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 1 hour ago, RebelSS said: I'll bet. Nah, ya can't be into that and then stay up late and watch 4 hour long knife selling infomercials. Jim Almquist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 delcecchi Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 He's just chasing the secretaries around the union hall.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 smurfy Posted December 1, 2017 Author Share Posted December 1, 2017 16 minutes ago, delcecchi said: He's just chasing the secretaries around the union hall.. Yea so!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Surface Tension Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Wife walks in and your in your underwear lining up your knives on the table like they're a Hot Wheels collection. Not a big deal but taking a chug off the milk jug, huge no no. Jim Almquist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 rlsd Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 I guess that this is what you get when you start a topic with the subject line "I'd like your opinion" gunner55 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 smurfy Posted December 1, 2017 Author Share Posted December 1, 2017 18 minutes ago, Surface Tension said: Wife walks in and your in your underwear lining up your knives on the table like they're a Hot Wheels collection. Not a big deal but taking a chug off the milk jug, huge no no. dont drink milk.......much anyway. and i do that ST when she's not looking!!!!!!! and just to set the record strighte i was fully dressed!!!!!!!!! just different clothes!!!!! 14 minutes ago, rlsd said: I guess that this is what you get when you start a topic with the subject line "I'd like your opinion" yea i guess with some of the goofballs here i should of thought that title out a bit better!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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