There was an old Itallian that was turning 100 next week. A local reporter went to his house to do a story on him. The old man stated that he has been married 80 years and never had a fight with his wife in 80 years. The reporter asked how he was able to go 80 years without getting into a fight with his wife. He said on his wedding day he was given a nice donkey and a wagon from his wifes father. After the wedding he and his wife were riding the new wagon home with the donkey pulling the wagaon. About a mile down the road the donkey started bucking and threw me off the wagon, I walked up to the donkey punched it in the face and said, "now Mr Donkey that's a once for you." I got back on the wagon and only got another mile down the road, the donkey threwe me from the wagon again. I got up punched the donkey in the faace and said "now Mr donkey that's a twice for you." I was getting close to home and that donkey threw me to the groud again, this time I got up took out my gun and shot that donkey. My new wife started yelling at me and started punching me teling me that I was a terrible person I just sat there calmly let her finish. I asked her if she was finished, she said she was, then I slapped her in the face and said "Now that's a once for you too". Ever since then my wife has never raised her voice to me.